My Top Ten Tweets of 2010

2010 saw some people post the most hilarious tweets on twitter. I've rated them from number 10 to number 1...according to me.(humour is relative with people)

10.@Crazynairobian Lol. After iPhone, iPad, iTouch for priests, they are now releasing iDiot and iNdia. @amColloNelMinaj #NewAppleReleases

9.@statusmessages just found a 'made in Taiwan' stamp on my left buttock! #funny

8.@statusmessages I maybe fat ..But I can lose weight .U just cant fix STUPID!! #funny

7.@amtheCollonel : It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy!!!!

6.@fabio_capello How come baby Jesus didn't have a crib for a bed - his dad was a fucking carpenter.

5.@lizzy_wheezy XD RT @HexHeizzy: hehe RT @iamrodneyking: Walking in Riverroad n I just saw the Kenyan version of Machete. Its called panga...

4.@sickolia Ati if Ed,Edd and Eddy were kenyan they would be kip,kipchir and kipchirchir.

3.@alfredmutua Kiraitu Murungi, and his trousers too, have gone for lunch

2.@Don_Ndritu #thingsyoudontwanttohearinsurgery 'Are you sure HE had a uterus before?'
1. @crazynairobian There's a guy in this mat whose relationship with his toothbrush is listed as complicated.

p/s follow me at @amtheCollonel.Feel free to comment

ABSOLUTELY RANDOM.

I don't know what is more fascinating..that I've finally bothered to blog (which is ironical considering my interest in writing) or that am writing this out of plain frustration and the need to blow off some steam. You decide. By you I mean the person who has graciously bothered to read this unflattering and probably non-sensical piece. I'd be undoubtedly surprised if you do not give up towards the end out of boredom. For those who are looking for a wide range of collegeboard-like vocabulary, this note might not necessarily live up to your expectations. I prefer to keep my writing simple to accommodate even the light-headed. Well, enough beating around the bush*no pun intended*. Since when life gives you a lemon, you're supposedly supposed to make lemonade yet I don't have the strength to squeeze a lemon right now, I should probably be looking for a blender #metaphorically speaking#. Needless to mention that this post seems not to be going anywhere topically. I should just leave it at that and bask in the satisfaction of seeing:
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PS: The three minutes of your life wasted in reading this note will never be recovered.Happy New Year by the way!