2010 saw some people post the most hilarious tweets on twitter. I've rated them from number 10 to number 1...according to me.(humour is relative with people)
10.@Crazynairobian Lol. After iPhone, iPad, iTouch for priests, they are now releasing iDiot and iNdia. @amColloNelMinaj #NewAppleReleases
9.@statusmessages just found a 'made in Taiwan' stamp on my left buttock! #funny
8.@statusmessages I maybe fat ..But I can lose weight .U just cant fix STUPID!! #funny
7.@amtheCollonel : It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy!!!!
6.@fabio_capello How come baby Jesus didn't have a crib for a bed - his dad was a fucking carpenter.
5.@lizzy_wheezy XD RT @HexHeizzy: hehe RT @iamrodneyking: Walking in Riverroad n I just saw the Kenyan version of Machete. Its called panga...
4.@sickolia Ati if Ed,Edd and Eddy were kenyan they would be kip,kipchir and kipchirchir.
3.@alfredmutua Kiraitu Murungi, and his trousers too, have gone for lunch
2.@Don_Ndritu #thingsyoudontwanttohearinsurgery 'Are you sure HE had a uterus before?'
1. @crazynairobian There's a guy in this mat whose relationship with his toothbrush is listed as complicated.
p/s follow me at @amtheCollonel.Feel free to comment
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