Valentine mAdNeSs

*Red Alert*The V-day is nigh!Men are in danger of being smothered! I just spent a fortune(considering i am not working yet..yes, it is a fortune) buying gifts for my valentine. It is a small token that holds much importance for both the missus and yours truly. For her, it is a time to be pampered while for me it's pure torture. Pure torture because if i do not deliver i stand the risk of being alone on Tuesday 15th February 2011.I do not intend to be alone anytime soon so i'll just strive to get her sth__even if it means having to Okoa Jahazi(borrowing cash) Truth be told,if i were told to skip one day of my life,it would have to be this "Day of love". I don't see anything about love here. Seriously, this is one day specifically made for all men in relationships to make asses of themselves. Imagine a grown man walking in town with a huge bouquet of flowers in hand and a silly grin slapped on the poor fellows face.(A piece of advice to men..please send someone to deliver whatever bribe you are taking to your sweetheart)Today i heard many a girl telling their dudes not to forget this very important day(for them)I sympathize with the men who may not manage to foot all the expenses.If you might not be able to scrape through that darned bill..ebu anza kuchapa route 11(i hope you know what that is). For the ladies, please do not expect too much.